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A recent survey has shown we keep some shocking secrets from our partners. As you tread carefully thought the minefield that is April Fool’s Day, you might want to look closer to home.

Both men and women anonymously confessed the skeletons they are hiding from their significant others – makes you wonder who might be fooling you…


These are some of the secrets women have been keeping from their partners…

  • “My husband has no idea that I’m bisexual”
  • “I have another child from a casual fling long before we met”
  • “I was a costumed extra in Star Wars Phantom Menace. He is obsessed with Star Wars and I just like knowing that I was actually in one of the movies and he has no idea”
  • “I was once arrested for peeing in a shop window display”
  • “I have a moustache and have to remove the hair when he is out of the house”
  • “My partner does not know that I once dated a member of the Stereophonics”
  • “That I have an ISA just in my name. He thinks it’s joint but he’s totally out of touch with our finances”
  • “I regularly look at houses in my home town to move into on my own”
  • “I know he’s cheating on me”
  • “I’ve been suffering from depression and anxiety for the last 18 months”

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Men fess up about some of their hidden naughties…

  • “I hate her cooking but can’t bring myself to tell her”
  • “I like to be spanked”
  • “I have only ever loved one woman, and it’s not her”
  • “That I was a virgin when we met”
  • “Sometimes I pick my ear and eat it”
  • “I once dated a porn model”
  • “I volunteer to go away with work even though I tell her my boss says I have to go”
  • “I can’t stand her parents”
  • “We’ve been together for a year and I’ve taken Viagra every time we’ve had sex”
  • “I gamble on the stock market”

The survey – carried out by OnePoll – shows that there’s clearly some ducking and diving going on. A spokesman told us, “Honesty is supposed to be the best policy but we were shocked by some of the things that spouses and partners keep from each other!”

What are YOU keeping secret?!

About Sam Harrington-Lowe
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